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[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my time on this earth is finite (for now)

Let me know when you get that immortality hack working!

[โ€“] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

You are the first I will call :)