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Elon Musk Blames Jeff Bezo’s Ex, MacKenzie Scott for the “Decline of Western Civilization” (medium.com)

submitted 1 month ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 139 points 1 month ago (6 children)

In a shocking turn of events, tech titan Elon Musk and philanthropic powerhouse MacKenzie Scott have engaged in a heated Twitter feud that has left the internet buzzing.

This sentence is literally a lie. Musk posted a single derogatory tweet about her and then deleted it, and she said absolutely nothing in response. What a bullshit article

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Protist and Medium.com engage in flame war!

......did I do it? Did I do the clickbate? Did number 7 shock you?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clickbate may be a totally different thing than clickbait

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Go away! Clickbatin'!

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago

Tastes like LLM to me

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elon is so MACO (Musk Always Chickens Out)

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If only this were true.

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 5 points 1 month ago

i said it's a FEUD! CLICK THE LINK!!!11

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks for that

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You have no idea how much it upsets me that this isn't true.