I can only hold it so many ways!
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Can someone provide references, and/or instructions for classy male nudes?
Personally, I've started making use of slow-mo to spice up videos. ๐
Not quite nude, but you get the idea:
This but unironically. The humor of this image, to me, is the juxtaposition of the character in the pose. But it's actually a pretty flattering pic.
Maybe something like this?.jpg?maxwidth=2085&maxheight=1950)
Or this one while you are on the can. Women will then assume you are a thinker
Legend has it Aristotle came to his best realisations on the can
Showerthought is can think (pun intended).
Everyone does
I never noticed how detailed the feet were before. Pretty impressive
Don't make your dick the main focus of the shot, it's typically not even in a woman's top three favorite features of a man. Women like a lot of the same things we do, butts, thighs, abs tend to be top of the list.
Fascinating
It really is or was when I first figured it out. If there is a sex scene that shows everything 9 times out of 10 they will talk about how nice the guys ass is. Funny enough the things guys focus on are typically at the end of the list dick, biceps, pecs. It makes sense if you think about it, a vagina isn't usually what guys focus on when they see a naked woman. Instead it's are you a butt or a boob guy? So for them it's more like are you a butt or an abs girl?
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