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I can only hold it so many ways!

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you're doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It's a chicken/egg situation.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People who don't have friends have a tripod instead.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

If my dick was long enough to look like a tripod, I would be in thar predicament in the first place.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 91 points 2 days ago (2 children)

me receiving all those guys nudes

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's me all right

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That's entirely too many nudes. You need better acquaintances.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

So this one time there was this girl I was exchanging nudes with and I got daring and tried to send one that was kinda like front-facing and she said it looked like Thomas the Tank Engine and I never fully recovered from that.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 22 hours ago

Lmao I have the picture in my head and yeah, it totally does look like Thomas the tank engine. She sounds like a keeper TBH.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

She has the train tunnel. Choo motherfuckin’ choo.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Can someone provide references, and/or instructions for classy male nudes?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Personally, I've started making use of slow-mo to spice up videos. 👀

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not quite nude, but you get the idea:

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

This but unironically. The humor of this image, to me, is the juxtaposition of the character in the pose. But it's actually a pretty flattering pic.

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.org 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe something like this?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Or this one while you are on the can. Women will then assume you are a thinker

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Legend has it Aristotle came to his best realisations on the can

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Showerthought is can think (pun intended).

Everyone does

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I never noticed how detailed the feet were before. Pretty impressive

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't make your dick the main focus of the shot, it's typically not even in a woman's top three favorite features of a man. Women like a lot of the same things we do, butts, thighs, abs tend to be top of the list.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

It really is or was when I first figured it out. If there is a sex scene that shows everything 9 times out of 10 they will talk about how nice the guys ass is. Funny enough the things guys focus on are typically at the end of the list dick, biceps, pecs. It makes sense if you think about it, a vagina isn't usually what guys focus on when they see a naked woman. Instead it's are you a butt or a boob guy? So for them it's more like are you a butt or an abs girl?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean have you seen what we're working with? I swear it's actually impossible to take a dick pic that actually looks good

[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You just gotta put some effort into it. You got a whole body not just a dick my dude

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

upside down with a reverse backhand stroke.

almost how it looks in the mirror.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, unlike with girls, the guy's body only has one exhibit

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

I get what you're implying but in the literal sense you're wong.

Both men and women have a single primary sex characteristic: the equipment between one's legs.

Just getting a close up picture of any set of equipment is ok but it doesn't show the whole package.

The rest are secondary and girls have been constantly listing things like really liking buttocks, arms, shoulders, chest, eyes, smile. If you want to take better spicy pictures, think about how to frame other physical attributes as well.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe yours

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What would an ace do with all them wands?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

My wife is ace. They're still good with the wands.

cast magic missile?