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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 85 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

She will quite literally absorb the male until he’s nothing but a pair of gonads hanging off her side and she just takes the sperm when she wants. The male ceases to exist at that point. Brutal.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Brutal? The male bites her in order to merge with her! He connects to her circulatory system and takes all his sustenance from her.

He has found his sugar momma and he’s never gonna give her up!

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Like “he’s here for a good time, not a long time” kinda thing?

I think you’re putting that fillet on a pedestal. No flank is worth ceasing to exist😆

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

You have not met my girlfriend's flank.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

He doesn't cease to exist, he becomes one with her!

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder how many males can be attached at once

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The females can host multiple males, some fishermen have reported 8 or more males attached to a single female. The biggest limiting factor is them finding each other in the first place. Angler fish are solitary creatures and the ocean is fucking huge.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

Oh as a lay person, this just keeps getting better and better...

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like the angler fish ladies could be way more wealth coded

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I hate you both for that clickhole

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Living the dream