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Trump suggests quitting as president and making ‘hosting a full time job’ as he gushes over his Kennedy Center performance (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd let this dude host every one of my birthday parties til one of us croaks if it meant he'd resign

I'm talking speech without timer here, folks. He can speak as long as he wants. I don't care. I just want the shit to stop.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's your policy on microphone blowjobs and slurs?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

The more, the merrier. Who doesn't love a blowjob? I know Bill Clinton does!

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What’s your policy on just standing there and idly dancing for 45 minutes?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

If it's YMCA he's dancing to, I'll have the oxygen tank ready