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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 13 hours ago

shouldve just stuck making reality slop, its big money very low effort fits your style.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 16 hours ago

Sounds great, bud! Do it!

[–] AliasAKA@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Pretty sure he wants to just resign so Vance can pardon him.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I'd let this dude host every one of my birthday parties til one of us croaks if it meant he'd resign

I'm talking speech without timer here, folks. He can speak as long as he wants. I don't care. I just want the shit to stop.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What’s your policy on just standing there and idly dancing for 45 minutes?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

If it's YMCA he's dancing to, I'll have the oxygen tank ready

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What's your policy on microphone blowjobs and slurs?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The more, the merrier. Who doesn't love a blowjob? I know Bill Clinton does!

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 24 points 1 day ago

Nothing he rambles means anything, it's so tiring to be bombarded by it every single day.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Well, I can't wait to watch the Kennedy Awards.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Trump: -burns down the everything- “I’m bored. Let’s bring back the apprentice”

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Yes, please quit

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

It’ll be great to one day be able to wake up without the smell of his diaper everywhere. Every morning I look forward to that one headline, and every day I’m left disappointed.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I mean. If it gets him out of politics, I’m sure we can get him an off-mainstreet theater in Branson.

(I know he’s full of shit, like always, but I can snicker, can’t I?)

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I suppose it wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen to a president in a theatre.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I don't know man.....with all the shrinkflation, full size snickers are almost what halloween size was when I was a kid. And costs 6x what full size bars used to.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?

It would explain a lot. Including the smell.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 17 hours ago

russia has replaced as a cyborg/renaminated corpse bot.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious.

We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He's already grifted untold billions, so why continue with the headache? He can fuck off into the sunset and never face repercussions for anything. Maybe he'll even join Bush Jr in a painting session and the media can lick their asses acting as if they didn't do immeasurable damage to the country...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I hate how everyone treats Budh like a jolly lovable old grandpa.

And not.....you know......A FUCKING WARMONGER!!!

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He thinks.... If he lives long enough to enjoy it. But history though written by the victors is edited by those who lived longer.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

we are now in an age where history will contain more facts than pesonal views. we have the annual fed reports showing he was bad for the economy. we have all the police and judiciary reports showing all his crimes along with video of him admitting it. and we have archived tweets of him being a fucking moron.

You can't rewrite history when the internet never forgets.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The internet foesn't forget, but half the country refuse to believe anything not told to them by fox news. Thats how they know what their opinions are.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

trump is worried about his legacy, what they write in history books. he won't be remembered fondly.

[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We can get a couple hundred actors a couple times a week in different cities for "events".

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I volunteer as a tribute. I will listen to four hours on Arnold Palmer's dick if it means this guy stops being president.

We can get him some audience dressed in orange at a facility with 24/7 service

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 60 points 1 day ago
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Don't give me hope.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's trolling you and it's working. Sad.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I feel more teased than trolled. I now fully want this to happen. Trump residency at the Sphere. Trump the podcast. Trump the talk show. He can have whatever except the White House. He can host my next birthday party and narrate my children's birth so long as he resigns lol

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago

so long as he resigns

That's the troll, he knows people want it and he knows he never will but wants to feed off the attention.

In this case, he also knows other don't want it and is able to play feed off reactions for multiple sides.

The best option for those who want this is to straight up ignore it, dont click on it, dont talk about. If forced to acknowledge it just flatly say, "ok"

It's called gray rocking and it's the only want to interact with toxic people; they can feed off negative energy more easily than they can feed off positive energy.

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

What a weird way to spell clown

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago