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[–] arendjr@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s why you should go work at big corporate enterprises. Then you have both job security as well as the ability to spend as much time as necessary on getting things right. And you might even learn to say no to middle management.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Aw do they also hand out unicorns for Xmas?

Some corporations do that, most don't even if they're trying to, because incompetence.