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The baby-proofing arms race (media.piefed.world)
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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 104 points 5 days ago (16 children)

There is also a fidget spinner designed to give the baby ADHD!

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 days ago (6 children)

You can’t give people ADHD, it’s not something you cook up.

[–] ThouHastNoPizza@sh.itjust.works 72 points 5 days ago (2 children)

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Evidently. 😂

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 12 points 5 days ago

I see the joke comprehension dependency wasn't injected :P

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I caught ADHD from my friend in highschool when we were making out in the storeroom before art class.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No, that was cuties.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is it not cooties? Cuties is a group of cute things.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 4 days ago

Also a brand of citrus fruit

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I sure caught cooties from a few cuties in highschool

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Through trauma, all things are possible

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I think they confused ADHD with autism.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

tHe TyLeNoL iS gIvInG yOuR cHiLdReN aUtIsM!!!1!!1!!!11

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

give me two months and an electroshock collar and i definitely could give you adhd

[–] Ach@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Then what are these sores on my dick?

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