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Anon thinks about wheat (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 63 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You can boil wheat too. Ancient peoples used to make porridge

[–] grue@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And by "porridge" you mean "beer".

Booze was the real motivator.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Guy: look at all this wheat I grew!

Fella; Wow, we could make so many bread!

Guy: Yes... Ah... Bread

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Beer is just old porridge

[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

And porridge is just incomplete beer.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Thank you! I was looking for this comment before posting about it. Almost every grain can be cooked in large amounts of boiling water, like pasta.