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Polish general fired after anti-tank mines found in Ikea warehouse (www.militarytimes.com)

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[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those would be hard to flat pack….

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Something something blowout deal

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Imagine trying to follow the assembly instructions… “why do I have this extra bit left over?”

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You have to disarm them with an Allen wrench.