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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] jonathan7luke@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't not read that in his voice

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

I read it three times perfecting his voice, then I read your comment.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which I think just illustrates that take-home essays aren't a great way to do things now, if they ever were.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

I mean, graded take home essays are a waste. It's like assigning weight training. Good for exercising, and we can talk about your form when you're done.

But as soon as you start stack ranking the results, the incentive to cheat outpaces the goal of practicing ingesting and outputing ideas.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago

95/100, this grade brought to you by Doctor Squatch.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Yeah... That's a violation of FERPA and is reportable offense that'll get ya fired or sued. Lol

[–] urandom@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of the ageless socialist joke:

The boss pretends to pay us, and we pretend to work

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de -5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

of course, most of school was bullshit long before AI, so what

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

School is suppose to teach you how to critically think and learn. The material is mostly there to prove you have the ability to do it.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

In an ideal world, sure. School, largely, hasn’t taught that in a long time. That’s not how the incentive structures work. School is incentivized by grades, grades don’t go up with learning, teaching is hard, memorizing and regurgitating? That’s much easier. Tests have been changed to reflect that.

Unless, you’re not American that is. I wouldn’t have any experience with a somewhat functional education system.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It kind of is sometimes, but at the same time it's hard to do education any other way.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's because it's not the school that is bullshit.

It's some of the stuff people do there. At the same time, some aren't. And we are incredibly bad at telling the difference, and worse than useless on doing that at scale.

best part of my education happened outside of class, in TA and office hours (or prepping for them). same with best part of my college years.