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Gaza will be a ‘beautiful piece of property’, says Donald Trump as images unveiled at the signing of the president’s ‘board of peace’ in Davos

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[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 days ago (4 children)

AGAIN?!?

For those that remember, this isn't the first time.

Can someone make a bingo card of insane shit Trump says over a month?

[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For those that remember, this isn't the first time.

I wish I could forget...

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

This is the first time I've actually seen the full video. My eyes...

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

AGAIN?!?

Nothing's changed. The plan is the same.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's almost like he wants to distract us from something

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Also he has no self-control. Every brainfart comes out of his mouth, and he can't remember what he's talking about for more than 30 seconds, so he just loops.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I thought we were doing a new one every month?