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Someone got visited by the good idea fairy and now I have a hilarious opportunity here. Its a mixed gender, 3-6 year old team, I get two words, 3 colors, and a logo. What's the funniest thing I could do for my kiddo? We vote on the name in a couple days but I want to come loaded with 3 or 4 options.

Edit: sad news y'all, the name was picked without consulting the other coaches. We're gonna be Sea Serpents this year. Thanks to everyone for replying, it was a fun exercise nonetheless.

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[โ€“] RocketSocket@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Anything notable about your area? Nearest MLB team? What letter does your town name start with? Alliteration always helps. You don't have to dox yourself, but they might give you ideas.

Sandlot Sluggers

Base-Stealing Bandits (I cheated, Base Bandits might still get the point across)

Knuckle Balls

Baby Ruths

Fruit Bats

Vampire Bats

Banana Slugs

Golden Slugs (Golden Gloves)

Chili dogs

Crackerjacks

Home team

Good guys

The Batmans

Dandelion Pickers

[โ€“] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Baby Ruths is seriously underrated. Chili dogs is good too.