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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say (www.charlotteobserver.com)
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A North Carolina man is facing multiple felony charges after he broke into a Little Caesars after closing time and started making and selling pizzas, according to police. It happened Sunday, the day after a massive snow storm hit the state, and the suspect kept all the money for himself, the Kinston Police Department said in a Feb. 2 news release.

An arrest was made after the suspect tried to break into the shop a second time, police said.

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[–] madjo@piefed.social 28 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Where was the crime?

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Baking a pizza?!?? A succulent Italian pizza??!??

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I'm glad this meme is known internationally

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

He kept all the money for himself. Wouldn't have been a problem had he rendered unto Caesar what is Caesar's.

[–] madjo@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

But he did the work, not Caesar.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Careful, keep this up and some kmart brand reddit hall monitors will repost all of the content you upload and make feud posts complaining about you 3 times a week.

[–] madjo@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

Good point. I just felt like trolling a little bit. Obviously, what he did was wrong. But it was also very funny. And it was basically a victimless crime.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I’m still laughing at this comment

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bro stole a job lmao

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I cannot keep up with this "Pizzagate" scandal, it keeps going off in weird directions and I feel like I missed a story piece.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Seriously...? Breaking and entering and theft at a minimum.