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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms (www.independent.co.uk)

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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Per athlete or pair of athletes? I'm too lazy to Google

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Per athlete. It's about 6 and a half per male athlete.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Why do you specify "male" athlete?

Unless being used for onanism, it's one condom per couple, although trios and other combos, and non penetrative sex probably fudge the math a little).