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Oh, yeah, the detectives are all gathered with the Captain, briefing him on what they've discovered, and each actor has a line that offers a fact in the case, and they go around the group, and each one tosses in their fact like it was rehearsed, which it was.
In reality, they'd all pool their info, and the main guy would brief the boss, while the others watched. Or maybe they'd brief the boss in private, while everybody else did their jobs, like a real workplace.
But I've never been in a meeting where everyone chimed in one line at a time, without interrupting, arguing, stammering, shuffling through pages, etc.
In real life, it would go:
Nancy: Of course! We need to-
Nancy and Steve: dfoi intd foruotm thhoe...
*awkward pause
Nancy and Steve: Go ahea-
*another awkward pause
Nancy and Steve: No, you go ahe-