Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They're working tirelessly to catch him.

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All the toilets were stolen from the station house last night.

Police have nothing to go on.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Someone drilled a hole in the wall of the women's showers.

Police are looking in to it.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The K-9 unit equipment lockup was burglarized. The police have no leads.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile, an entire city in the north of England has disappeared.
Authorities are looking for Leeds.