All the toilets were stolen from the station house last night.
Police have nothing to go on.
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Someone drilled a hole in the wall of the women's showers.
Police are looking in to it.
The K-9 unit equipment lockup was burglarized. The police have no leads.
Meanwhile, an entire city in the north of England has disappeared.
Authorities are looking for Leeds.
That’s a good joke to have in your rotation.
I assume for some this joke fell flat
That's wheely funny.
Wheely bad.