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[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I got booted because:

  1. I said Peter Thiel should be turned to soup

  2. I said Th-iel should be turned to soup

  3. I said that I had previously been given a suspension for saying Peter Thiel should be turned to soup.

So now I'm redditless.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago

LOL! Thiel soup.. guaranteed to cause the shits!

I got permabanned for saying a naughty thing about Stephen Miller.

Found old.lemmy.zip, signed up and haven't missed a beat!

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Care to post a recipe for that soup?

[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)
  • Boiling Hydrofluoric Acid
  • Peter Thiel

I don't recommend eating the rich, due to Prions. It'd be better to render them and process them into fertiliser.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd hate to see what all the dick pills in Elon Musk's bloodstream would do to a field of corn.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

dent corn that'll put a dent in you

[–] prex@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That rendering process better be thorough - prions survive in the soil.
Edit: hydrofluric acid probably isn't very good for the soil either.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Would prions survive the acid?

[–] prex@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago

No. I really hadn't thought my comment through.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My hungry pigs disagree with that advice

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your hungry pigs and professor acid soup can wait till I'm done. I only get one life to eat a human.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, what we've read they've done it before. Jerky and whatnot.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

It was fake. It wasn't even Republican.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

You're better for it.