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[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I have no opinion on if God is NB. But he's very clearly in a same-sex union with Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago

The Holy Throuple

[–] danglybits27@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago

The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit, gaymen.

[–] RainbowHedgehog@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That really isn't that weird in the grande scheme of things

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

or particularly unusual for deities

they just call each other daddy

[–] cooltrainer_frank@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

God is a power bottom in the throuple with his son and a ghostly entity

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

I've had a pastor argue it a number of years ago and it did make sense at the time, it was based on how God referred to using a feminate city name or something similar

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I upvoted and then I took it back just in case any of this stuff is real.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah, God is a Trinity. Therefore they're nonbinary. Also, since the religious right doesn't want to imagine God as using their obviously male penis in any way, shape, or form, they're asexual.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

So God is a Thruple, got it.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I would have thought the Holy Spirit would have been repping the feminine style in the throuple.