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[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 10 points 2 hours ago

Hear me out: none of this matters. Just another distraction from the world being run by greedy psycho billionaires

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Early computers were non binary

[–] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Bring back trinary computers.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The pedo protectors can say whatever they like. Judging by the last 100 or so special elections, the independents have finally woken up and are done with the GOP.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

I hope you are right, but I doubt it... this is texas after all, they will shoot themselves in the dick and call it a circumcision

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

My headphones are non-binary too.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Listen to the guy talk and make your own opinion

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Okay... so follow my logic. God made man in his image, then some time later, made woman in mans image. Therefore, we should at least expect God to be as different from a man as a man is from a woman. I would in fact argue that we should expect God to be even more different, as going from a mortal being to a different mortal being is less of a jump as going from a immortal omnipotent being to a mortal being.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

Further to the point, the only canon contact he's made with humans was as... wait for it... a burning bush.

The bearded old dude was after Rome finally decided that Christianity was cool, and they decided to update his pfp to Jupiter. And it stuck.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Arguing over fictional characters is super constructive

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Screeching to the world over an issue you don't think is important while ignoring the reality, that even though it's stupid as fuck its still a problem in our reality, is also pointless.

Did you change any thoughts in here? Did you move the needle? No. Non applicable noise. This article does however represent an irl shift to monitor.

So your comment you see, was much more so pointless and not constructive.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

Ironic posting intensifies

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago

While I agree that part is silly, at least Talarico is using his belief to try to implement much-needed change.

Lotta folks that actually bother to vote are Christian, so I think he's Texas' best bet at turning blue.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 29 points 13 hours ago

I am not a religious person (but was raised catholic) - I wouldn't have issues voting for him based on that article - he seems far better informed regarding the word of christ than any of those screeching republican harpies, and seems to have the best in mind for the citizens of his state.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 127 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

“MY GOD HAS A DICK!! IT’S BIG AND VEINY AND THROBBING AND NOBODY’S GONNA TELL ME DIFFERENT!!!” - Evangelicals, apparently.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

Uh oh, Mike Johnson better contact his son...

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

Retconning all godesses makes Yahweh an incel.

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 39 points 15 hours ago

Turns out they also don't like it when you say that. It's like pick a lane people

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

God is a hermaphrodite. There. I said it.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

No, that's angels. The God of Abraham would be better defined as having no gender or sex whatsoever.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 24 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

So is my cat, who I worship, so that checks out.

Cat in question, who is very deserving of worship.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 69 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

You were unmindful of the Rock that bore you, and you forgot the God who gave you birth.

Deuteronomy 32:18. This is the lot that would insist that men cannot give birth, right?

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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Newsflash, dipshits: God doesn't have a penis or a vagina. God isn't human.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

So you're saying God is so non binary that they are non gendered?

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[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 47 points 18 hours ago (11 children)

I have no opinion on if God is NB. But he's very clearly in a same-sex union with Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I would have thought the Holy Spirit would have been repping the feminine style in the throuple.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 35 points 17 hours ago

The Holy Throuple

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