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[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

linux sucks because i was promsed a cute penguin but instead got some blue triangle????

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You got a blue triangle?

I got a blue butthole

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Man I have to settle for a purple thing with a hole in it, I don't even know what it is