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Gamblers trying to win a bet on Polymarket are vowing to kill me if I don’t rewrite an Iran missile story (www.timesofisrael.com)

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

We are in the crime is legal era

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Crime is legal... to the degree that you are sufficiently connected.

🔲 - White

🔲 - Male

🔲 - Cis

🔲 - Hetero

🔲 - Christian (preferably conservative evangelical Protestant)

🔲 - Politically conservative

🔲 - Wealthy

The more of these you can check off, the more crimes are legal.

"For my friends, everything. For my enemies, the law."

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 26 minutes ago

Crime is legal for the powerful.

Skin color and religion varies by country.