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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I train guide dog puppies. From the moment they start training they are legally guide dogs. When they are with me, I'm considered legally blind. In this country, denying entrance into a public/commercial space carries a minimum 6.000€ fine. Judges can go up 5 figures.

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

5 figures is not “set for life” money like everyone seems to be suggesting

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

"Allow her to retire comfortably"

The debatable part is if they meant immediately retire. Which 5 figures will not let you do. But will it allow her to retire eventually comfortably?

10 year US bond is 4.2%

Let's say she is 30.

Retirement age is 67. So 37 years until retirement.

6,000€ ×5 is ~$35,000

$35,000 at 4.2% interest for 37 years is $160,388.66 (This isn't taking into consideration reinvesting the 4.2% interest after 10 years, but also ignoring things like taxes)

But getting $160k when you retire would allow a lot of people to retire comfortably.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

getting $160k when you retire would allow a lot of people to retire comfortably.

you expect to live 20 more years on $160K?

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

160k extra. You have what you're going to normally retire with plus this 160k.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Inflation will eat a good chunk of that

[–] wesdym@mastodon.social 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

@wavebeam Are people actually suggesting that?

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Is that retirement money? Because that's what was stated above.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"Allow her to retire comfortably" is what was stated above.

The debatable part is if they meant immediately retire. If she saves it for retirement then it is "retirement money"

But will it allow her to retire eventually comfortably?

10 year US bond is 4.2%

Let's say she is 30.

Retirement age is 67. So 37 years until retirement.

6,000€ ×5 is ~$35,000

$35,000 at 4.2% interest for 37 years is $160,388.66 (This isn't taking into consideration reinvesting the 4.2% interest after 10 years, but also ignoring things like taxes)

But getting $160k when you retire would allow a lot of people to retire comfortably.

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world -1 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

That’s like 4 years of income at a poverty level…

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Having 160k + Regular retirement > Regular retirement

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

lol this happened in america, assuming they've got retirement lined up at all is a bit of a stretch

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah so not retirement money lol