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[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 191 points 1 day ago (4 children)

HTML: hatemail

HTTP: hat-top

MSDN: Mastodon

SSH: shhhhh

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

PHP: fffffffp

[–] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 10 hours ago

Pehp.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I thought HTML was hate em all.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Anybody else ever use HoTMetaL to make a website?

[–] markz@suppo.fi 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not HoTMaiL?

Or HoTMaLe?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

HoTtaMaLe

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Don't forget to remove the husk

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

I always thought it was Hotmail, probably because my first email address was using Hotmail and that was sort of my first introduction to computing.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I had HotMetal Pro. I got it on a cd in a library book sale.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Add enough JavaScript frameworks and I'm sure the metal gets very hot indeed.

[–] degen@midwest.social 2 points 11 hours ago

Good thing it's not running on bare metal, amirite

[–] m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

hitttup, wuh wuh wuh