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[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 3 points 18 hours ago

It isn't Jason, it's Jayson. But yeah, basically indistinguishable.

And the only sane choice, as opposed to Sequel.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Ah, I see, you're a person of culture and distinguished taste.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I feel like this one is relatively uncontroversial

URL pronounced as "earl" however? I'll spend all of my remaining energy in life ensuring the person saying it is stapled to the bottom of the Mariana trench with rebar

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lots of people do, and it makes no sense.

How do you pronounce "J"?

How do you pronounce "son"?

Now put them together.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oh I get it!

How do you pronounce "e"?

How do you pronounce "yes"?

Now put them together for "eyes"!

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure, that explains why people pronounce it that way now. What I'm wondering is why people started pronouncing it that way in the first place. When I see the letters JSON, my brain parses it as J-SON. It's even a common first name ffs.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I couldn't say. There is an older guy in my group who calls it "Jason". Also we have 2 guys on my team named Jason and the back end jason now goes by J-Sahn. I have always read it j sahn and I have no idea why.

[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 0 points 18 hours ago

So, how do you say "J" then?

"ᒋ"?

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

LOL! I wouldn't pronounce "J son" like Jason, either!

"Son" is pronounced "sun". Jason is pronounced Jay-sin.

Also, I've had coworkers named Jason, and I want to be able to say "Use JSON" without it sounding like I'm saying "Use Jason".

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

You sound like a fun person to work with.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

But only if you do it like Heavy Rain.