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Thank you! I don't need the modern equivalent of laugh tracks to tell me whether or not a social media post is funny.
Goes in the same category as the ones with the 'I'm crying with laughter' emoji.
It reminds me of one of my cognitively heavily throttled ex colleagues who, when she told you a rather old joke that was even mid when it was new, she would grab you by the shoulders, shake them and keep laughing in your face forcibly to get you to laugh, because why are you not laughing, this is funny, you should laugh.
But then how are you supposed to know when to laugh?!?! ^/s^
Now
I nearly spat out my tea
i do for this post... what does it mean?
A medium is someone who communicates with spirits
A medium is a specific type of psychic who acts as an intermediary, communicating with spirits, deceased loved ones, or non-physical entities. In this case it's called Dick.
Medium is also the name for grifters who lie about being able to talk to or see ghosts.
A midget psychic has escaped prison.
He's a small medium at large
thank you, no one cares about who did what with tea unless it was coming out of ghost dick.
I nearly spat the ghost dick out of my mouth.
Nah you gotta commit and swallow that tea.
It's boo dong tea...
Ok... I'll see myself out.
I was literally just about to do this to the original. Thank you for saving me the time :D