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[–] Steve 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I refuse to use any of these.
Instead I like to come up with my own new ones.

Like when someone comes back in right away after forgetting something.
I'm like: "Finally! Do you know how worried I've been?"

[–] mech@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

My go to is "see you on Monday"

They walk back in

"Good morning, how was the weekend?"