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"Glad we're not going that way..." : I say that often
"It's not heavy, just awkward." : I don't say it often, but I've said it before... more than once. I've also said "Yea, it's heavy."
"People don't know how to drive in this town." : Not those exact words, but I think about it EVERY time I'm on a certain road. If there's someone in the car, they're going to hear me complain. It's almost always about the same two issues too... driving under the speed limit in the left lane, and not having any idea how to merge into a different lane... If you can't merge, you should not be driving.
Its genuinely true in much of America. I didn't realize how bad it was until I left the north east.
Just say Don't know how to drive on this planet, because that will cover it.
Nah, New England drivers are generally pretty good, I have yet to see a Japanese driver do something dumb. Vietnamese drivers are so good they need to handicap themselves by ignoring all traffic laws while texting and driving a clapped out motorbike after drinking 4+ beers.