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Having candles on your birthday cakes at all is pretty gay at that age
You don't have candles on your birthday cake just because you're grown up? What a sad life.
No homo, but I love to blow a big candle on my b-day.
Big candle sounds like a plausible euphemism like bull or twink.
I've never seen a sentence use the same dumb logic it criticizes so succinctly before
It is an most joyful occasion for gaiety...
It’s a joke
Yep thanks, picked up on that, so was my reply. Whoosh, I guess.