this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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[โ€“] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You don't have candles on your birthday cake just because you're grown up? What a sad life.

No homo, but I love to blow a big candle on my b-day.

[โ€“] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Big candle sounds like a plausible euphemism like bull or twink.