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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 159 points 3 months ago (3 children)

quietly

Stop putting "quietly" in your fucking headlines, you hacks. This wasn't "quiet", it was very publicly announced.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 80 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

slammed

Stop putting "slammed" in your fucking comments, you hacks. This wasn't "the WWE", it was very obviously Lemmy.

[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] sapo_peta@fedia.io 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Blast

Stop putting “blast” in your fucking comments, you hacks. This wasn’t “NASA”, it was very obviously a user.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Shocked

Stop putting “shocked” in your fucking comments, you hacks. This wasn’t “the monkey”, it was very obviously a human.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

On the internet nobody knows you're ~~a cat~~ the monkey

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

Via LA told Streaming Media that it contacted unlicensed media companies during 2025 to give them “a window to secure a license” under the previous terms, but the company didn’t go to the trouble of issuing a press release or public announcement, opting instead for direct outreach. Any company that didn’t respond or wasn't contacted now faces the new rate structure as its starting point for negotiations.

[–] biscuit@lemdro.id 1 points 3 months ago

Lemmy user melts down over headline buzzwords.