Muhoozi Kainerugaba, son of the President of Uganda and Commander of the Special Operations, said that they would cut off all diplomatic relations within 30 days if their problems were not resolved, by attempting to threaten Turkey.
Expressing his support for Israel, Kainerugaba stated that the Ugandan army was ready for an operation. He described Israel as "Holy Land" and expressed their ability to provide military support.
Kainerugaba expressed that he demands at least $1 billion from Turkey for a possible settlement, and also said that he wants the most beautiful woman in Turkey as a wife.
If they're mature and you can find someone to illegally cut them down, /r/treelaw has taught me that you might actually have millions in damages :)
Did I mention I THINK there's crude oil and gold underneath the trees?
Ah well, no lawyer will touch that, then. Prepare to be invaded. 😰
Eh, I'll take what I can get these days.