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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

Why buy a personal computer or word processor?

...they asked in 1987, when word processor didn't necessarily mean a piece of software