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[–] Sho@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"

Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like "the feel of condoms"

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

A wank whilst wearing a condom

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Jacking it with a condom on

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago

With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That's when you eat your cum so you don't have to clean up right?

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's a normal wank...er...right? Right?

Thats just normal recycling

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not exactly haha...its when you jack it with a condom on

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Sho@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 2 days ago

You're fine. Just wrong direction.

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah but you have a side salad with it

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.