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Robot dogs with heads of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg roam San Francisco streets (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 12 hours ago by bizarroland@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Cherry@piefed.social 1 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

So they picked a dog shape? why not a turd shapes.

We like dogs.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

because they shit pictures that they take. A turd can't shit another turd.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: everything that comes out of shit is also shit

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I get where you're coming from, and I whole heartedly agree, but a shit still can't take a shit. If you take a shit, and do anything to take something out of it, you will have shit, but it's not taking a shit.

A dog can take a shit.

[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

turds do not have any form to distort

we also like picasso