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Dad with Stage 4 cancer dies after insurance company said tumor-shrinking treatment was ‘not medically necessary’ (nypost.com)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

I remember when I was 5 years old, my dad tried asking me the trolley problem.

So I took my train, and yelled at the G.I. Joes on my tracks "GET OFF THE TRAIN TRACKS, IDIOTS!!!" and ran them over. Then I backed the train up, switched tracks, and ran over spiderman. Then I yelled "FREE BONUS POINTS!!!". Then I punched my dad in the balls, and ran upstairs giggling.

About a year ago my dad reminded me of that story. I'm in my 40s now. So I told him "I stand by that decision."