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wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
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How old are you? Those were frequent in my teens and pretty well stopped after 18 or so. Dont worry.
I’d like to imagine they’re 71, just hoping patiently for that youthful libido to finally abate
Big dog I'm pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don't happen when I'm standing, only when I'm seated for a long enough time.
Boredom boners, I'm 38 and I still get 'em.
I used to get random church boners as a teen. In a Catholic mass you alternate between sitting, standing, and kneeling, so, you know... awkward
Clench your thighs. Doing so will pull blood flow to your legs and away from your dick.
Its why they are less frequent when youre standing.
Usually doesn't do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it's also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.