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Billionaire CEO: Work-Life Balance Is For The Weak (fortune.com)

submitted 1 day ago by bearboiblake@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/67674748

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45976558

Moar overtime, you lazy serfs!

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The CEO who might do 10 hours of actual work a week.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They actually do work a ton, usually, but work also involves a lot of traveling and socializing and steak dinners, so working 70 hours a week often involves a good amount of play baked into it. "I had a business meeting then a business lunch then a business golf game then another business meeting then a business dinner with some business wine. I work so much harder than you peons!"

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Don't forget the business coke and business hookers!