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Texas school sent waiver for parents to allow kids to be coached by sex offender (www.chron.com)

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 23 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Correction: Texas is run by the oil companies.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

the energy company, texas is said to closely resemble russia than other states.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

Correction : Texas is run by probable paedophiles

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Why do the oil companies want sexual predators to work in schools?

I know why the GOP wants it. They protect their own.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

the gop is the last refuge of the degenerates, almost always sex offendors or brain damaged conservatives in various forms.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

They want good sports