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Ukraine shuts down arms network that supplied weapons to Steven Seagal (kyivindependent.com)

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I liked Exit Wounds, in which he demonstrated that the fastest way to steal a car is by using a key fob.

In all fairness, that's the only thing I remember about that movie and I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything else with him in it. Excluding Space Ice YouTube videos.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago

That one had a pretty good cast outside of Seagal himself. Same director also did Romeo Must Die and Cradle 2 the grave with some of the same cast, but no Seagal. Those are slightly better movied since... No Seagal lol

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

in which he demonstrated that the fastest way to steal a car is by using a key fob.

Space Ice is that you?

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago

It's not, but I did reference his videos in the next line!