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Figuratively of course. We wouldn't want her to potentially feel any pleasure from human contact.
I’m more concerned about her producing more crotch goblins, to be honest.
Maybe she'd quietly discover that there are acceptable reasons for someone to have an abortion (in a very her-shaped limited circumstances kind of way) instead.
Abortion clinics are full of these self-righteous individuals, who judge everyone else walking in as inferiors, and themselves having the only good reason to do it.
Of course
Or to reproduce (more?)
You know she's never had an orgasm.