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cross-posted, via Offbeat News.

How the viral 'Scientology speedrun' trend got started and why young people keep doing it.

1 teen arrested during ‘Scientology speedrunning’ event that got its beginnings on social media

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[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Los Angeles Police Department confirmed to The Associated Press that it responded to multiple incidents last month, which forced Scientology to remove all external door handles on its Hollywood Boulevard properties this week.

Lol

[–] stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with their internal door handle removal order, which was part of their "you can check out any time you'd like, but you may never leave" policy.

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 2 points 1 day ago

sick guitar solo