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Cult: a small unpopular religion.
Religion: a large popular cult.
Or, if you prefer:
Though that kinda falls apart in the Scientologist's case. They have acquired a lot of real estate since Zappa first made that statement.
Iirc Frank clarified this as how many locations the cult has, not actual land ownership totals
Not surprised that he would update it as things changed.