this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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[–] Damage@feddit.it 33 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Everyone has sex, get over your puritanism

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

However, absolutely no one addresses their granddaughter by the name “granddaughter”

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Everyone does? What is your source for a bold claim?

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't understand, Namekians puke out their young after all.

cucumbers aren't people

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Nah, granny agrees, she ain't hating

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What is the point of this reply? Lol everyone takes shits too but I don't want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something... Just because everyone does something doesn't mean you want everyone to know all about it...

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

well, give me her contact and I'll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I'll ask her to rate my turd!

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I've been eating; it's really helped us stay in touch.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something

what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Sure. But to an extent. I am definitely glad I didn't grow up in a single room house on the prairie falling asleep with my parents making my younger siblings on the bed next to me.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Granny just doesn't approve of farting during sex... cause she's a puritan prude and never experienced that level of relief

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You'd like my granny. She be farting all the time with no shame.

We all like your granny

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

walks around sounding like a 2-stroke engine