this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.

Then you're obviously not worthy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Mister Stoker sir ?!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

A username well-earned

after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred

[–] Soulg@ani.social 6 points 1 day ago

Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao