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[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Meanwhile rent is going up? Oil is more expensive? What an absolute shit show. Imagine getting paid to destroy production to keep profit margins up, god forbid anyone got a cheap peach.

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

What, and let corporations hold the bag? Are you high? /s

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

no no, we have to milk them dry, no food for anyone unless the corpos profit GOD FORBID someone benefits from the productivity of past individuals

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Someone benefits from the productivity of past individuals

COMMIE!

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Meanwhile another billionaire was created by just inheriting money. 🤡