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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by 5oap10116@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Hospice

Joke only works in text though. That being said, when my dad was in his final days in hospice, we would cheer each other up by saying Ill meet you at "Hoe‐spice": ergo, this joke.

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like your new word creation: “se” could mean she, he, we… practical, I intend to use it. (Btw, your dad joke is sosolala.)

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not sure what you mean by "new word creation" Edit: fixed the error. Strange thing to hang onto

[–] teft@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Learn Spanish. There’s a few words like that. Su is the one that comes to mind since it’s close to se. Su can mean yours, hers, his, or their. Se can mean a few things too but only because it’s a conjugation of saber (to know) and also a reflexive pronoun.