Did you know that if you put all the Spice girls into a blender for five minutes on the lowest setting, you get home-made Allspice.
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I guess uncle jokes are ok in the comments (I hope anyway)?
Who is the sluttiest Spice Girl?
Ho Spice
That was the low hanging fruit I was trying to avoid
I like your new word creation: “se” could mean she, he, we… practical, I intend to use it. (Btw, your dad joke is sosolala.)
Not sure what you mean by "new word creation" Edit: fixed the error. Strange thing to hang onto
Learn Spanish. There’s a few words like that. Su is the one that comes to mind since it’s close to se. Su can mean yours, hers, his, or their. Se can mean a few things too but only because it’s a conjugation of saber (to know) and also a reflexive pronoun.